The Laughter of Farscape

PauNthWorlds · 08-15-2003, 11:35 AM

Wow, its like reliving Farscape all over again!!

Please add some of your favorite moments!!!

One Mippippipi...two mippippipi....three mippippipi "Through the looking glass"

"Its a perfectly natural bodily function, and its odorless"- Rygel
"So your royal subjects tell you" - Ka Dargo - Premier Episode

Scene - Aeryn hits John with a 'Pentak Jab' "Tavleks!" "Throne for a loss"

"It's using my quarters as a toilet......amongst other things" - Aeryn findind Vork in her quarters.

"Whoa mama" John in Aeryns body 'Out of their minds'

"You want revenge" - John, "Oh Yes" Scorpy/Animated, falling weights "Revenge, but only for you" John - 'Revenging Angel'

"Sparky, buckwheat, fluffy" John (Pick an ep you want!!)

scorpy808 · 08-15-2003, 11:54 AM

"Anyone, anyone? A Brand new car!!! No!! T'raltixx!" As John spins Moya's door around on Crackers Don't Matter ...

"I was only tring to BE POLITE!!" Aeryn yelling after Chiana, also in Crackers ...

Hell, I can probably transcribe that whole episode 'cause all of it is golden!

Tenchi_kun · 08-15-2003, 12:09 PM

the reaction of the crew's voices whenever Rygel feels the need to "release" himself in "Lava's a Many Splendored Thing".

dzelika · 08-15-2003, 12:17 PM

She gives me a woody! (Aerin in "Thank God it's Friday, Again")

Eiley · 08-15-2003, 12:20 PM

D'Argo playing Rock Paper Scissors by himself was great.

The Mippippi thing has to be stated again!

Aeryn watching sesame street and complaining the little girl on there was slow.

Every time John got his eema kicked by a girl.

Harvey and John in bunny suits discussing Easter. I love when Harvey says..."Well, I think that like religion is an individual choice, either you believe and therefore bunnies are unnecessary, or you don't. In which case, chocolate!"

I'm not a treky, but I did enjoy John yelling in Klingon at the beginning of season 4.

Wererat42 · 08-15-2003, 12:55 PM

I have a lot of 'em

John teaching Rygel how to pee (Out of their Minds)

John laying the smack-down on Harvey, getting a 'Hell Yeah!' from a crowd in his mind (Season of Death)

Grade A, prime American beef (Crichton Kicks)

John and Rygel in drag (Coup by Clam)

"You were in my shoes.... I was in your pants..." (Out of their Minds)

Crichton hums 'Ride of the Valkaries" And strikes a pose with the Qualta Blade (Crakers don't Matter)

CRICHTON: Smells like puke.
ZHAAN: I pre-digested it to increase its potency.
CRICHTON: It's puke?! - Crackers Don't Matter

jeffrabb · 08-15-2003, 01:30 PM

All of Rygel's lines in "Through the Looking Glass"!

Jeff

sny · 08-15-2003, 01:37 PM

It still cracks me up mightily when I think of John saying to that henchman in Lava's A Many Splendored Thing, "Look, Mr. Redshirt..."

and from the same ep, the "Can I get a hell yeah!"

and the exchange that goes something like this-

John: "You burn your old people?"

D: "Nah. Just seemed like a good idea."

And I'm probably misquoting, but John's "Won't bathe, can't cook, now she's a narcoleptic...she's a triple threat!"

Disgusting ep, but massively funny. And all the Pythonesque moments in Don Quixote, particularly Rygel and his "none shall pass!"

Stacie

Scaper989 · 08-15-2003, 02:10 PM

Freeze! Or I'll fill you full of ....... little yellow bolts of light!

PauNthWorlds · 08-15-2003, 02:36 PM

Please keep them coming!!! THis is great!!!

"Rank and Regiment!" Officer Sun pinning down John in the premier ep.

JadedLegend3 · 08-15-2003, 03:10 PM

Crais in "Won't Get Fooled Again"

Crais: Assault on a police officer. Theft of police property. Illegal possession of a firearm. Five counts of attempted murder. That comes to... $29.40. Cash, check, or credit card?

Crais: Freeze! You're under arrest. You have the right to the remains of a silent attorney! If you cannot afford one, tough noogies! You can make one phone call! I recommend Tracy: 976-Triple 5-LOVE. Do you understand these rights as I have explained them to you?! Well do you, punk?!
John: No.
Crais: Then I can’t arrest you.

That is a great ep! Fun thread, too!

Jacqui

TokyoScaper · 08-15-2003, 04:43 PM

In Back and Back and Back to the Future
Aeryn: What's the matter with him?
Zan: He is Crichton.

08-15-2003, 05:04 PM

Rygel: "I'm nobody's puppet!" and John's stoned demeanor in "A Clockwork Nebari".

I loved the Klingon joke in "Crichton Kicks".
I'm cracking up just thinking about it.

Clarsax · 08-15-2003, 05:47 PM

Zhaan: One of the gifts of the Delvian seek. It's called a photogasm.

Rygel: I'll get a mop and bucket. - Till the Blood Runs Clear

Delvian priest: Sanctity roots don't grow on trees, my dear. - Rhapsody in Blue

John: If I do this, you have to be my best man.

D'argo: Uh...I'm with Chiana now, John. - Look at the Princess Part 1

John: Astro. Work now, freak later! Work now!

Stark: Yes

John: Good.

Stark: How much later?

trubador · 08-15-2003, 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JadedLegend3
Crais in "Won't Get Fooled Again"

Crais: Assault on a police officer. Theft of police property. Illegal possession of a firearm. Five counts of attempted murder. That comes to... $29.40. Cash, check, or credit card?

Crais: Freeze! You're under arrest. You have the right to the remains of a silent attorney! If you cannot afford one, tough noogies! You can make one phone call! I recommend Tracy: 976-Triple 5-LOVE. Do you understand these rights as I have explained them to you?! Well do you, punk?!
John: No.
Crais: Then I can’t arrest you!

That is a great ep! Fun thread, too!

Jacqui

I just totally lose it whenever I watch that scene.

08-15-2003, 11:35 AM	#1
PauNthWorlds I Am Farscape! Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 163	The Laughter of Farscape Wow, its like reliving Farscape all over again!! Please add some of your favorite moments!!! One Mippippipi...two mippippipi....three mippippipi "Through the looking glass" "Its a perfectly natural bodily function, and its odorless"- Rygel "So your royal subjects tell you" - Ka Dargo - Premier Episode Scene - Aeryn hits John with a 'Pentak Jab' "Tavleks!" "Throne for a loss" "It's using my quarters as a toilet......amongst other things" - Aeryn findind Vork in her quarters. "Whoa mama" John in Aeryns body 'Out of their minds' "You want revenge" - John, "Oh Yes" Scorpy/Animated, falling weights "Revenge, but only for you" John - 'Revenging Angel' "Sparky, buckwheat, fluffy" John (Pick an ep you want!!) __________________ Keeper of John & Furlow's Kiss Http://www.farscapemaine.com Http://www.nthworlds.com Funniest EP: Revenging Angel Most Tragic EP: Self Inflicted Wouds: Different Destinations (Zhaan's Sacrifice) Zhaan: If I am so needed and so valued and so wise then you will honor my words. You will obey me. For the longest time I feared physical demise because my spiritual essence was suspect. But now I know I'm worthy. Now I know the transgressions have melted from my soul. Now I know I shall meet my goddess and be accepted to her bosom. Sensitive D'Argo, exuberant Chiana, wise Rygel, selfless Aeryn, innocent Crichton. My children, my teachers, my loves, there is no guilt, there is no blame, only what is meant to be. Grow through your mistakes and know that if patient redemption will find you. John: Wait for the wheel. Zhaan: Thank you John Crichton. Last edited by PauNthWorlds : 08-19-2003 at 08:51 AM.

08-15-2003, 11:54 AM	#2
scorpy808 The Expanse Between Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Costa Mesa, CA Posts: 362	"Anyone, anyone? A Brand new car!!! No!! T'raltixx!" As John spins Moya's door around on Crackers Don't Matter ... "I was only tring to BE POLITE!!" Aeryn yelling after Chiana, also in Crackers ... Hell, I can probably transcribe that whole episode 'cause all of it is golden! __________________ "This is Farscape, man. Shit just happens!" - Ben Browder -----

08-15-2003, 12:09 PM	#3
Tenchi_kun KC Scapers Unite! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: somewhere over the rainbow... Posts: 17	the reaction of the crew's voices whenever Rygel feels the need to "release" himself in "Lava's a Many Splendored Thing". __________________ "Well, I think that like religion is an individual choice, either you believe and therefore bunnies are unnecessary, or you don't. In which case, chocolate!"

08-15-2003, 12:20 PM	#5
Eiley Registered User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 67	D'Argo playing Rock Paper Scissors by himself was great. The Mippippi thing has to be stated again! Aeryn watching sesame street and complaining the little girl on there was slow. Every time John got his eema kicked by a girl. Harvey and John in bunny suits discussing Easter. I love when Harvey says..."Well, I think that like religion is an individual choice, either you believe and therefore bunnies are unnecessary, or you don't. In which case, chocolate!" I'm not a treky, but I did enjoy John yelling in Klingon at the beginning of season 4. __________________ That is fantastic...coming from a frigid, flat-butted Peacekeeper SKANK!

08-15-2003, 12:55 PM	#6
Wererat42 Registered User Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 12	I have a lot of 'em John teaching Rygel how to pee (Out of their Minds) John laying the smack-down on Harvey, getting a 'Hell Yeah!' from a crowd in his mind (Season of Death) Grade A, prime American beef (Crichton Kicks) John and Rygel in drag (Coup by Clam) "You were in my shoes.... I was in your pants..." (Out of their Minds) Crichton hums 'Ride of the Valkaries" And strikes a pose with the Qualta Blade (Crakers don't Matter) CRICHTON: Smells like puke. ZHAAN: I pre-digested it to increase its potency. CRICHTON: It's puke?! - Crackers Don't Matter __________________ "You are the most bizarre creature I have ever met." - Aeryn Sun

08-15-2003, 12:17 PM	#4
dzelika 4389th Scaper to join! Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: NS Posts: 983	She gives me a woody! (Aerin in "Thank God it's Friday, Again")

08-15-2003, 01:30 PM	#7
jeffrabb Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Oakland, CA Posts: 2,952	All of Rygel's lines in "Through the Looking Glass"! Jeff __________________ "This is John Crichton, somewhere in the universe"

08-15-2003, 01:37 PM	#8
sny Quidditch Groupie Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 616	It still cracks me up mightily when I think of John saying to that henchman in Lava's A Many Splendored Thing, "Look, Mr. Redshirt..." and from the same ep, the "Can I get a hell yeah!" and the exchange that goes something like this- John: "You burn your old people?" D: "Nah. Just seemed like a good idea." And I'm probably misquoting, but John's "Won't bathe, can't cook, now she's a narcoleptic...she's a triple threat!" Disgusting ep, but massively funny. And all the Pythonesque moments in Don Quixote, particularly Rygel and his "none shall pass!" Stacie __________________ Stacie ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Come by, read a fic, grab a free icon or banner on the Goodies page, and ogle some drawings. Infinitely better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick. Look at me! I can keep two obsessions going at once! The Viktor & Hermione Corner Enjoy Viktor Krum but hate searching for Viktor-related goodies? Have Viktor-related goodies or host a website to share? Join the Viktor Viktorious Yahoo Group. Modded to prevent spam.

08-15-2003, 02:10 PM	#9
Scaper989 Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Acton MA USA, Planet Erp Posts: 586	Freeze! Or I'll fill you full of ....... little yellow bolts of light! __________________ Farscape: To be continued...

08-15-2003, 02:36 PM	#10
PauNthWorlds I Am Farscape! Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 163	More, More More!!! Please keep them coming!!! THis is great!!! "Rank and Regiment!" Officer Sun pinning down John in the premier ep. __________________ Keeper of John & Furlow's Kiss Http://www.farscapemaine.com Http://www.nthworlds.com Funniest EP: Revenging Angel Most Tragic EP: Self Inflicted Wouds: Different Destinations (Zhaan's Sacrifice) Zhaan: If I am so needed and so valued and so wise then you will honor my words. You will obey me. For the longest time I feared physical demise because my spiritual essence was suspect. But now I know I'm worthy. Now I know the transgressions have melted from my soul. Now I know I shall meet my goddess and be accepted to her bosom. Sensitive D'Argo, exuberant Chiana, wise Rygel, selfless Aeryn, innocent Crichton. My children, my teachers, my loves, there is no guilt, there is no blame, only what is meant to be. Grow through your mistakes and know that if patient redemption will find you. John: Wait for the wheel. Zhaan: Thank you John Crichton.

08-15-2003, 03:10 PM	#11
JadedLegend3 Katie Couric of Loomas Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Second Star to the Right Posts: 6,815	Crais in "Won't Get Fooled Again" Crais: Assault on a police officer. Theft of police property. Illegal possession of a firearm. Five counts of attempted murder. That comes to... $29.40. Cash, check, or credit card? Crais: Freeze! You're under arrest. You have the right to the remains of a silent attorney! If you cannot afford one, tough noogies! You can make one phone call! I recommend Tracy: 976-Triple 5-LOVE. Do you understand these rights as I have explained them to you?! Well do you, punk?! John: No. Crais: Then I can’t arrest you. That is a great ep! Fun thread, too! Jacqui __________________ Jacq Avatar courtesy of janey_13 because she rocks! SACCer #64, Protecter of John Quixote's Quest for the Princess! www.scaper.com "I love Viggo" is an appropriate reason/excuse for everything! Look out...bitch is back.

08-15-2003, 04:43 PM	#12
TokyoScaper Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Tokyo Posts: 34	In Back and Back and Back to the Future Aeryn: What's the matter with him? Zan: He is Crichton.

08-15-2003, 05:04 PM	#13
Harveylives Posts: n/a	Rygel: "I'm nobody's puppet!" and John's stoned demeanor in "A Clockwork Nebari". I loved the Klingon joke in "Crichton Kicks". I'm cracking up just thinking about it.

08-15-2003, 05:47 PM	#14
Clarsax Stykera in Training Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Stark's side Posts: 6,166	Zhaan: One of the gifts of the Delvian seek. It's called a photogasm. Rygel: I'll get a mop and bucket. - Till the Blood Runs Clear Delvian priest: Sanctity roots don't grow on trees, my dear. - Rhapsody in Blue John: If I do this, you have to be my best man. D'argo: Uh...I'm with Chiana now, John. - Look at the Princess Part 1 John: Astro. Work now, freak later! Work now! Stark: Yes John: Good. Stark: How much later? __________________ "I have no fear of losing my life - if I have to save a koala or a crocodile or a kangaroo or a snake, mate, I will save it." ~ Steve Irwin RIP Steve (1962-2006) We'll miss you. Travel light. Forget hate. ~ Stark Soft, yes. Weak? No. ~ Zhaan "Life is an aquatic phenomenon" ~ Dr. John Miller

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